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Gary Romans Romans

Profile Updated: June 6, 2025
Gary Romans
Class Year:
1986
Residing In:
Tigard, OR USA
Spouse/Partner:
Patricia
Occupation:
Author
Children:
Zachary, born 1974 (Father of Tal; Portland)
Anna Woll, born 1977 (Mother of Asher-Tualatin)
Yes! Attending Reunion
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My newest book, Published June 1, 2025

1200 Stories (Volume 1)
A new book of 32 previously unpublished short stories, poems, and essays of 1200 words or less
by Gary Romans

including:
“Thank You, Mr. Shovelnose!” - An Unholly (sic) Inspiration
“The Ghost Light” – Every theater needs one
“There Is No 3 Lllama” - A poetic tribute to Ogden Nash
“You Can’t Set German Shepherds on Fire Tonight” – There is no bad PR
“Hello, God?” - You talkin’ to me?”
“I Stole Avicenna’s Apricots” – Do you believe in reincarnation?
“My Husband Thinks ‘Lawn Boy’ is a Mower!” - The Dead vs. Phish
“Zozo’s Zircle” – You can feel his disease
“Twelve Twelve, or Twelve-Twelve” – What’s in a name?
“Sad Sax” – Dedicated to all former musicians
“An Essay on the Sound of Magic” – What are you listening to?
. . . And more!

$10 Paperback or Kindle
www.Amazon.com/author/garyromans

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My novel "The Zot Mormon Trilogy" now published on Amazon!
- The New Atonal Polacks Forever Existential Blues Band ; 1951 – 1969 (Music)
- Tenerife . . . and Spoons . . . And I ; 1970 - 1975 (Sex)
- Thirty Years Under the Straps ; 1976 - 2006 (Thought)

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Posted: Mar 09, 2014 at 12:00 AM
as Max Prince - "Laughter on the 23rd Floor"
Posted: Mar 09, 2014 at 12:00 AM
as Bloodthirsty Henchman - Portland Opera "Tosca"